What Wine Matches Roast Troll

The movie "The Cook, The Thief, His Wife & Her Lover" has a most unusual final scene. After the thief, who has control of a French restaurant, kills his wife’s lover, the wife has her revenge. She has the French chef cook her lover whole in an elaborate presentation. She then forces her husband to start eating her roast lover, calls him a cannibal, and then shoots him. I am not certain what wines were being served, but they likely were French. If the meal was around January 22, then the wines most likely included Burgundy, since January 22 is Saint Vincent’s day, and St. Vincent is the patron saint of wine.

Now suppose a tribe of cannibals catches a troll. A troll is likey not nearly as tender as a young virgin, but if they are hungry enough they likey would eat it. The question arises if a troll is really a deformed member of the human species or is some other type of creature. It probably would take DNA testing to answer that question. Thus eating a troll might or might not be cannibalism. The cannibals most likely would roast the troll whole on a spit. One would expect troll meat to be very tough and gamy. The jowls probably would be extremely tough from all of the screams and diarrhea of the mouth that characterize trolls. The cannibals most likely would like a wine to make eating the troll more enjoyable. Thus, what wine should be served wth roast troll. I am guessing one of the monster California Cabernets from the 70s such as the David Bruce 74 might do. Australia, the South of France, and Italy also have some huge wines that go with game. Perhaps you can come up with a better suggestion.

I do have some regular tasting notes. I am saving them for now, because people would wear their fingers out scrolling to the bottom of several pages before reading them because of a massive thread that keeps coming to the top.

Anders wouldn’t troll be better served with Aqua vit?Drink a bottle of Aquavit first and then throw out the troll.
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